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gets me everytime
“what college do you wanna go to???”
“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”
“how many kids are you gonna have??”
“do you have a boyfriend yet??”
“did you make any friends yet???”
“what are your grades like now????”
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this one time i was unlocking the bathroom for this indian guy at work and he REALLY had to go and the lock doesnt work sometimes
so i was over there jiggling the lock trying to get it open and he was trying to hold in his pee but it became too much so he started screaming “FOOK FOOK FOOK FOOK” because he is indian and cant say fuck correctly so then i just started laughing so it became hard for me to focus on opening the door and lets just say not all of his pee went into the toilet
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