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jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

jonwheeler4:

Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

thebatwiggler:

if i ever catch my professor’s eyes while they lecture, I always end up nodding at them, partly because i want them to think im listening and partly because I feel that they need the confidence boost

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

two guys probably
bro 1: dude you clean yourself? bro what are you a GIRL?
bro 2: bro no look my shampoo says "FOR MEN" on it
bro 1: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

santullianal:

hautedeath:

christ

go off a fucking bit

santullianal:

hautedeath:

christ

go off a fucking bit

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it

onlylolgifs:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it